confuscious say...

confuscious say: man who go to bed with itchy butt..
wake up with smelly finger!.

confuscious also say: man who go through turnstyle sideways...
going to BANGKOK!.


a pirate with a steering wheel on his penis walks into a bar.
bartender: you know you have a steering wheel on your penis.
pirate: AARGH!...it's driving me nuts!.