04 November 2008

doing the nasty

for two mornings now in a row.early morning I should say,around 5:30 to be exact.I have been awakened by a deep,hard scrubbing sound.at first I thought it was my wife cleaning her white tennies.but alas,I was not so lucky.upon waking up today,from the same sound.I discovered that she was not cleaning her shoes,but rather grating her feet!.yes,I agree disgusting.she has this cheese grater in a little pink package.it is called the pedegg.***gagging*** a cheese grater for your feet.grating your feet is kind of like farting.when your going to do it.keep it to yourself.

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